Hershey Squirts Blackmail Brings True Love

I’ve never been so horrified in my entire life as I am in sharing this posting. And by horrified, I mean profoundly jealous that I am not one-half of this missed connection.

you just finished having diarrhea in the bathroom when i walked in – m4m – 25 (Midtown East (NY, NY))

To the adorable guy who exited his stall in our office on e. 57th with a bashful/deer-in-headlights look on his face just now, i won’t tell anyone what an ungodly scent you created (let alone the insane sounds you emitted from your stall) if you meet me for a drink. i’m a little bit scared of your ass but i’d still do you anyhow. let me know. 

omg.