Two tickets to the gun show, please!

This guy has balls of steel.  Well, if he’s still alive. 

Cute guy at the Gun Show – m4m (Fort Lauderdale)

I was checking you out at the Gun Show on Sunday. You were wearing sandals and a Hurley shirt.
Get in touch with me and we’ll hook up.

It takes a special kind of person to go gay cruising at a gun show.  You know, because it’s a FUCKING GUN SHOW!! 

This brings us to a persistent problem (well, more like a persistent appeal)  of these m4m’s.  While I understand why certain situations or locations not traditionally known for being gay-friendly can be a hot bed for missed connections, there are some places where it’s probably just not a good idea to go looking for m4m action circa 2009.   I know this is the Willenium, guys, but you gots to play smart! 

It’s like asking Freddy Krueger on a date in YOUR NIGHTMARES.   Sure, maybe he gave you a double take and you thought he was undressing you with his eyes, but you’re in his world now (Krueger: Nightmares; Homophobes: Gun Shows).  We’re talking basic SAT stuff here.  Sometimes it’s just safer to play hard to gut (omg, loves a bad pun!).

If youve ever been to an Eagle, this guy has probably hit on you.

If you've ever been to an Eagle, this guy has probably hit on you.

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